December 2011
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be my superman♥: How to Keep Your Girlfriend Happy →
akosibeaaaaa:
1. Listen to her. If she has mentioned that something you do bothers her, change your behavior. We are not saying that you should change who you are, but relationships require compromise from both ends. She may have already changed something about herself for you!
2. Tell the truth. Lies will…
I like relationships where you're not all lovey...
bitch-alert:
You can be an asshole to one another, just call each other names, and just tease each other, but you’ll still know that they like you & they’re willing to just be with you. At times they’ll get on your nerves, but there’s always going to be someone that will annoy you. But having someone that can be very fun is a relationship that I want. Not because I enjoy getting called out...
paulinetornito:
Girl: So, how are you? Who’s the lucky girl?
Boy: No one.
Girl: How about the one you told me before?
Boy: It was nothing. I gave up. I realized that I don’t really like her for real.
Girl: Why? :(
Boy: I’m still in love with this girl.
Girl: Who is it?
Boy: Make a wild guess!
Girl: I don’t have an idea! LOL So, tell me! Who is it!
Boy: abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz
Girl:...
My Favourite Types of Hugs:
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spinning hugs: The ones where they hug...
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
When your crush is in the room and your best...
lenarhea:
When your parents cancel your plans.
“fine then.”